Halloween is traditionally a spooky time of year. But there's nothing better than a good joke to lighten the mood!
Bring the humor to Halloween by writing a joke note for a lunchbox, sticking a Post-It Joke on the bathroom mirror, or hosting a Try Not to Laugh sesh at the dinner table. We've got you covered with a month of our favorite Halloween jokes to keep your family of Frankensteins in stitches. (See what we did there?)
- Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
- What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
- Who helped the little pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.
- What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
- Do you know any skeleton jokes? Yes, but you wouldn't find them very humerus.
- What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car? Fasten your sheet-belts.
- Why did the author write a book in the cemetery? Because it had great plots.
- Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
- Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? They have a lot of spirit!
- What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
- Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
- What was the chicken ghost's name? Poultrygeist.
- What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa.
- Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.
- Why don't you like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
- What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? A trom-bone.
- What position does the ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
- How do you know if a mummy is sick? He can't stop coffin.
- What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
- How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
- What's a skeleton's favorite song? "Bad to the Bone."
- What do you call a cow on Halloween? A boo-vine.
- What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
- Who won the skeleton dance contest? No body.
- What did the man say about the coffin sale? That's the last thing I need.
- How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
- What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
- Why are skeletons so lonely? They have no body to love.
- What's a monster's favorite cheese? Muenster.
- Where do zombies live? On a dead-end street.
